If you tell me I'm killing myself one more time...

The other day, I was having a conversation with my Dad and his mate about the smoking ban. Now, being that we were and still are all smokers, you can probably guess the lines of the conversation.

We concluded, in our infinite wisdom and through a cloud of smoke, that the smoking ban, was in fact, a load of rubbish. People will argue with this because, as we all know, smoking kills, and passive smoking can also be a killer. But, there are many reasons why it's still a load of old shit.

Take, for example, a public house. By definition, this is a house - to which the owner has invited the public to enter. If I were to have a day where, in my house in Gillingham, I opened up the door and had a sign which said; "please come in, and help yourself to a drink", I would then become a public house. Does this then mean that I cannot smoke in my own home?

This is what the smoking ban essentially does...It denies the landlord the right to smoke in his own home. Why? Because the government has made it illegal to smoke in the work place. OK, but if you worked in a pub before the smoking ban, and you didn't like the smoke, you didn't have to work there. Simples.

The point I am trying to make here is that, as a landlord has a right to refuse anyone entry to his house, the public have just as much right to refuse to enter in the first place. On the same level, the landlord should be able to decide whether people are allowed to smoke in his house.

Maybe I'm being a bit technical because pub's have licences to sell alcohol and they are somewhat different to your every day home. Instead I will mention that, up and down the country, landlords have been fined for smoking in their pub - after the doors have been locked. Effectively - once the doors are locked - it no longer becomes a pub and reverts back to being a home. So, I ask you, why are home owners being fined for smoking in their own homes?

Of course, the rules only apply to those who do not make them. In the House of Commons bar - to this day selling tax and duty free cigarettes and alcohol - you are allowed to smoke as much as you like. One rule for one etc. etc.

The ban has closed many of Britain's longest running pub's and in my opinion didn't help with the near crash of the British economy. Clubs and pub's now smell of piss, sweat and accumulated farts and I blame the government for kissing the EU's arse. They wanted us to ban smoking in public places so of course we bent over and obliged, unlike the rest of Europe who said "yeah, alright" and carried on as usual while laughing at the British idiots who actually did as they were told. Pathetic.

A New Start

I have blogged on and off - although 'off' for the most part - for three or four years now, restricting my blogging to sport. I have decided that there is a lot more in my mind which should probably not be shared with the rest of the world, but which I am going to share anyway.

I hope everyone will gain something from reading my posts, and although some may be completely irrelevant to many of you, my aim is that it will still be an enjoyable read. After all - if a trainee journalist can't interest his readers, it's probably time to get out now.

Profitez!

CARRAGHER'S INCLUSION COULD BE A STEP BACKWARDS FOR ENGLAND

WHEN Fabio Capello names his provisional 30-man squad for this summer's World Cup finals on Tuesday, there will be one name on everybody's lips - Jamie Carragher.

The Liverpool defender has endured a torrid time this season with the Merseysiders early exit from the Champions League and failure to qualify for re-entry next season. Despite a terrible start for the 32-year old, who retired from international football at the age of 29, Carragher's form picked up in the second half of the season and this appears to have earned himself a phone call from the England boss.

With injuries to Wes Brown, and doubts over the form of both Glen Johnson and Gary Neville, speculation mounts that his inclusion might be to fill in the right-back slot. There are also injury concerns over the centre-back position with England captain Rio Ferdinand an injury worry and former skipper John Terry is currently suffering from a bad run of form ever since his personal life was pulled into the spotlight. Other potential inclusions Joleon Lescott and Ledley King are both struggling with injury - the latter having been unable to train for two years due to his debilitating knee condition. All this means that the inclusion of Carragher might seem to be a completely reasonable solution.

However, since he retired in 2007, the Liverpool vice-captain has rejected all emergency calls from England managers to try to bring him back into the team. The reasons he gave for retirement were that he was not being played in his favoured position of centre back and therefore decided that retirement was a better option than a tantrum which may have seen him excluded anyway.

In my opinion, if you receive a call up to play for your country, you play wherever you are told and you give 100% without question. Someone who doesn't want to do this and has whinged about selection issues before is likely to do it again and most definitely doesn't deserve another chance. Talksport host Adrian Durham said that the time of his retirement that he had "bottled it" and I have to say - I agree.

Aside from this, Jamie Carragher has endured one of the worst seasons of his career, and even if he was going to give 100% for the cause, I am still not sure this is enough.

England are in danger of going backwards with his selection. I would even go so far as to say that Steven Gerrard does not deserve a starting place at the World Cup. After such a terrible season with Liverpool, who's to say he is going to turn it on for England?

I say, forget about Carragher, bring in Michael Dawson, a player who has made an outstanding contribution to Tottenham's push for a Champions League place, and drop Gerrard in Favour of a proper left winger like Stewart Downing or even Joe Cole. Then again, I'm not the manager.

ARSENAL SANDWICHED BETWEEN GREATNESS AND A FIGHT FOR FOURTH PLACE

FOR the past five years Arsenal have been a team in transition. The team Arsene Wenger had built up by the turn of the century was nothing short of outstanding. He had the skill and trickery of Robert Pires, the guile of Patrick Vieira and the flair of Thierry Henry.

All have since left the club along with Ashley Cole, Kolo Toure, Gilberto Silva and the retirements of Dennis Bergkamp and Ray Parlour. Wenger has spent these last few years building the team back up to a standard which he believes can bring the glory days back to the club.

They have struggled to find the funds for him to go out and buy ready made quality and so has been forced to bring in younger talent and rear them - something which is not unfamiliar to the Frenchman.
Newer first team players such as Abou Diaby, Samir Nasri and Nicklas Bendtner all clearly have the talent to play in an Arsenal team but consistency is a key issue with all three. Nasri, compared recently to Pires by Arsene Wenger, undoubtedly needs to score more goals to complete his all round game (Nasri has netted five times in 32 games this season).

This season, in many ways, has been a disaster for the Gunners. They failed to win any silverware for the fifth year running, have been comprehensively beaten (in terms of score line) by both of their main rivals, lost to North-London rivals Tottenham who at this stage of the season can still mathematically finish ahead of Arsenal, and finish the season with a whimper and an injury table full of what might have been.
Now, Arsenal are sandwiched between having that little bit extra and winning the league title, or dropping in standard and having to fight for fourth place. Who knows, that little bit extra could have been and probably would have been a fully fit Robin van Persie and Cesc Fabregas all season. Football fans are terrible for dwelling on the past and what could have been - none more so than the long suffering fans of Arsenal Football Club.

Those who see a team on the edge of greatness, but who fall at the second to last hurdle, losing many brave men along the way. Those who become frustrated with their managers lack of activity in the transfer market - but know they could never stay mad at him for too long. Those who feel like tearing their hair out when the team insist on their one dimensional "pass it into the net" style of play - but not one fan would have it any other way.

Arsenal play beautiful football - everybody knows that, but the two games against Barcelona were - to use an old cliché - like watching men against boys. They were taught a lesson in how to play free-flowing attacking football over those two legs, and it hurt. Winning just one game (a last ditch 1-0 against Wolves) in their last six including the two against Barca, Arsenal's season has come to a damp end like a whoopee cushion running out of air. After the first big loud noise, there’s only enough air left to make a small hissing sound at the end.

If Arsenal are to push on next season and reach that much anticipated trophy which has eluded them for so long, Wenger must delve into those deep pockets and find the funds to bring in two or three top quality additions to his squad - and hope that next season brings a little more luck with injuries.

UNDER FIRE RAFA MUST STAY

In January 2008, I wrote an article about why Rafael Benitez shouldn't be sacked at Liverpool. Almost two years and no trophies later, I still feel the same way.

The Spaniard currently has a higher win percentage than Bill Shankly or Bob Paisley and the highest of any manager since Kenny Dalglish. Granted - they all won more trophies, but at the current pace with which he has moved Liverpool forward since 2004, winning the Champions League along the way, the man deserves at least a bit of room for error.

In the top flight, unless you have a billionaire owner who will spend money no matter who the manager is, the key to success is stability. Since the Premier League, only teams who have had a long serving manager (Arsenal, Manchester United) or have spent millions on players have won the league (Blackburn, Chelsea).

Sir Alex Ferguson didn't win a thing until 4 years into his tenure, and there were calls for him to be sacked after finishing 11th twice in his first three seasons. Keeping Sir Alex was arguably the best thing United have ever done. I believe that Benitez has the potential to be a great manager.

In the last season or so he has made one or two mistakes. Buying and then selling Robbie Keane was probably one of the biggest and then failing to find a replacement even more so. Liverpool have been struggling with injuries this season but that cannot be blamed on Rafa, although an injury-prone Alberto Aquilani is not nearly an adequate replacement for the departed Xabi Alonso.

All great managers make mistakes. To name a few - Fergie has made a few baffling decisions in his time. One, to sell David Beckham arguably in his prime, keeping Fabien Barthez in goal for so long, and the signings of Eric Djemba-Djemba and Kleberson in the same transfer window.

Arsene Wenger, a man who can pick a diamond from nowhere in the transfer market has also made a few mistakes - Francis Jeffers and Richard Wright to name two.

After Liverpool's exit from the Champions League, the club are in serious trouble of ending their season before Christmas having already been eliminated from the Carling Cup at the hands of Arsenal. Currently 7th place in the league and 5 points off that all important fourth place. If they are to finish there by the end of the season they need to start picking up the points - and fast - which makes this weekends game an absolute must win.

So....a nice easy one then...a passion filled, high tempo Merseyside derby! Good Luck Rafa!

YOUR CESC IS ON FIRE

Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas has been in the best form I have ever seen him this season. The Spaniard has been around for years and it's easy to forget the the Gunners captain is still just 22 years old.

So far this season he has managed to triple his goal tally for the whole of last season and is currently just four away from his career best total for a season to date - 13.

The little midfield maestro has looked in fine form this season, despite personal problems at home, and he hasn't let this affect his attitude on the pitch.

In his last 3 games alone, he has scored 4 goals, including that superb solo-effort against North London rivals Spurs, and it seems that Cesc has turned goal scorer rather than the assistant we are used to.

The good news for Arsenal is that, whereas in past seasons they may have needed Fabregas as one of their only options to provide a killer pass, they now have an abundance of wonderfully gifted players like Andrei Arshavin, Samir Nasri, Tomas Rosicky and Robin van Persie who can now provide those passes for him.

With the injury to van Persie last weekend, the game against Sunderland this weekend will go some way to providing proof of Arsenal's strength-in-depth and their title credentials. Last year, given the injury list they have at the moment, they would no-doubt have completely flopped and ended up out of the Champions League spots.

This time it's different; Arsene Wenger has instilled a huge amount of confidence, along with a bit more of that "steeliness" they have been missing away from home in the last few years with the signing of Thomas Vermaelen, and the emergence of Alex Song as the new midfield general.

With the former also amongst the goals this season alongside his defensive partner William Gallas, it seems that Arsenal can't stop scoring. Wenger's men have notched up 55 goals already with 17 different goalscorers in all competitions.

If Fabregas can continue his fine streak then I have no doubts that he can fire the Gunners straight to the top of the Premier League in the next few weeks with a home game against Chelsea and a game in hand to come.

These are exciting times to be an Gooner!

ALWAYS RELY ON MARADONA FOR A LAUGH AT THE WORLD CUP

You can always rely on Maradona for a laugh at a World Cup finals. Whether that laugh is in utter disbelief at his cheek when having scored a goal with his hand, he then decides that he wasn't satisfied enough with cheating, he had to then prove a point by running 60-yards through the England defense to score the "goal of the century". At least this time around the laughter might actually be somewhat jovial.

After Argentina coach Diego Maradona's foul-mouthed outburst last month - I found myself wearing a very smug smile. While he was undoubtedly a brilliant player, one of the best there has ever been - apart from his obvious arrogance - that goal.

The fact that he has single-handedly managed to reduce a team - packed with world class superstars to that which scraped through to World Cup qualification - losing 6-1 to Bolivia along the way - simply makes it even more fun. To say that I revel in the plight of one of the world's greatest ever footballers seems a little harsh, but come on! It's Diego Maradona after all.

One thing amazes me though. I doubt that I am alone in being anything but surprised by the mans utter failings as a manager and after reducing a team ranked number 1 in the world in June 2008 to 6th, and managing his way to a record equaling defeat for his home nation, Julio Grondona must be more than just a manager short of a world class football team if he is to allow Maradona to lead Argentina to next years World Cup. Not that I'm going to lose any sleep if the Argies completely flop like France in 2002.

Talking of France, I wonder if Raymond Domenech has a very large bet with "El Pibe del Oro" to see who can produce the worst team out of the most talent. I'm fairly sure that between the two of them they could easily make Barcelona look like Burton Albion (apologies to Albion fans).

The two managers between them have an unbelievable amount of talent available, namely Messi, Tevez, Aguero, Mascherano, Henry, Anelka and Ribery. I don't know about you, but on Football Manager I did much better with them, surely its easier in real life? On Football Manager, you can't give extremely motivational after-match speeches filled with expletives. I've always thought the game was missing a real cutting edge like that.

On a serious note, Maradona is extremely arrogant, very rude, and an awful manager. Nb: Drugs not mentioned in this article. That aside, I am pleased that he is being allowed to manage at the World Cup, both by FIFA and the Argentina Football Association. It means we will still have someone to laugh at after Germany fluke their way through to another final and England are knocked out on penalties by Portugal after Cristiano Ronaldo dives to win a 95th minute penalty to even the game up despite only 3 minutes time being added on by the fourth official...and breathe.

Picture: One of those faces...