Sunday 15 November 2009

ALWAYS RELY ON MARADONA FOR A LAUGH AT THE WORLD CUP


You can always rely on Maradona for a laugh at a World Cup finals. Whether that laugh is in utter disbelief at his cheek when having scored a goal with his hand, he then decides that he wasn't satisfied enough with cheating, he had to then prove a point by running 60-yards through the England defense to score the "goal of the century". At least this time around the laughter might actually be somewhat jovial.

After Argentina coach Diego Maradona's foul-mouthed outburst last month - I found myself wearing a very smug smile. While he was undoubtedly a brilliant player, one of the best there has ever been - apart from his obvious arrogance - that goal.

The fact that he has single-handedly managed to reduce a team - packed with world class superstars to that which scraped through to World Cup qualification - losing 6-1 to Bolivia along the way - simply makes it even more fun. To say that I revel in the plight of one of the world's greatest ever footballers seems a little harsh, but come on! It's Diego Maradona after all.

One thing amazes me though. I doubt that I am alone in being anything but surprised by the mans utter failings as a manager and after reducing a team ranked number 1 in the world in June 2008 to 6th, and managing his way to a record equaling defeat for his home nation, Julio Grondona must be more than just a manager short of a world class football team if he is to allow Maradona to lead Argentina to next years World Cup. Not that I'm going to lose any sleep if the Argies completely flop like France in 2002.

Talking of France, I wonder if Raymond Domenech has a very large bet with "El Pibe del Oro" to see who can produce the worst team out of the most talent. I'm fairly sure that between the two of them they could easily make Barcelona look like Burton Albion (apologies to Albion fans).

The two managers between them have an unbelievable amount of talent available, namely Messi, Tevez, Aguero, Mascherano, Henry, Anelka and Ribery. I don't know about you, but on Football Manager I did much better with them, surely its easier in real life? On Football Manager, you can't give extremely motivational after-match speeches filled with expletives. I've always thought the game was missing a real cutting edge like that.

On a serious note, Maradona is extremely arrogant, very rude, and an awful manager. Nb: Drugs not mentioned in this article. That aside, I am pleased that he is being allowed to manage at the World Cup, both by FIFA and the Argentina Football Association. It means we will still have someone to laugh at after Germany fluke their way through to another final and England are knocked out on penalties by Portugal after Cristiano Ronaldo dives to win a 95th minute penalty to even the game up despite only 3 minutes time being added on by the fourth official...and breathe.

Picture: One of those faces...

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